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aol.comDate: 20 Jun 97 - 06:58 pm This is an old and maybe lost Smothers Bros political song. Any kind of of the words would be helpful. Every I deserve to remember is Crabs go sideways and lobsters to walk straight, and they wont let me take her for my mate" Thanks post - optimal - home - printer Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: crabs walk sideways and lobsters walkstraightFrom: katlaughingDate: 23 Feb 04 - 12:21 am A small late, but I did uncover this to be on their 1964 LP, "It Must have Been Something i Said" (Mercury 20904). Write-up - peak - house - press Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: crabs go sideways and lobsters walkstraightFrom: open up mikeDate: 23 Feb 04 - 12:42 am i must think that lobsters, prefer their small cousins the Crawdads (cray fish) would scurry backwards! ns guess they execute go straight ago though! post - top - house - printer Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: LYR RE crabs walk sideways & lobsters walkstraightFrom: breezyDate: 23 Feb 04 - 07:33 AM i told friend so, you gained crabs. Write-up - top - home - press Friendly - TranslateSubject: Lyr Add: CRABS WALK sideways (from Smothers Bros.)From: GUEST,leeneiaDate: 23 Feb 04 - 12:09 afternoon CRABS WALK sideways Herman met Sally ~ above the beach one night. The sea was calm and the starfish were bright. She looked in ~ him and he looked at her, and also it to be true love at an initial sight. Well, Herman said his folks around the girl that he found. Lock said, "Herman, there should be other girls around. "Cause crabs to walk sideways, lobsters walk straight, and we won"t let friend take she for her mate." CHORUS: Crabs to walk sideways and lobsters to walk straight, and also you can"t take it a crab for your mate. Well, Herman told his Sally and also it broke her heart. She loved that lobster ideal from the start. That took her in his claws and also said "I"ll constantly be yours, but still, dear, we"ll have to part." CHORUS She said, "Let me speak to her mom and dad. I"ll present them crabs yes, really aren"t that bad." but they turned her away: "What will certainly the next-door neighbors say?" and they laugh at the funny to walk she had. CHORUS Then at some point on the sandbar what go Herman see, however his small ol" Sally walking straight as have the right to be. He said, "Sweetheart, now they"ll take it you in the family!" She said, "Herman, don"t girlfriend shweetheart me! Hic!" CHORUS ------------ ns recall a talked passage where Herman is criticized because that his cowardice, however "...being a lobster, Herman had no backbone." write-up - height - home - printer Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: LYR RE crabs walk sideways & lobsters walkstraFrom: katlaughingDate: 23 Feb 04 - 02:15 afternoon Brava, leeneia!! Thanks! write-up - peak - home - printer Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: LYR RE crabs walk party & lobsters walkstraFrom: Allan C.Date: 23 Feb 04 - 02:40 pm Why is it the whenever I review that title, I want to sing, "Some humptyback camels and also some chimpanzees..." room the tunes similar? article - height - house - printer Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: LYR RE crabs walk sideways & lobsters walkstraightFrom: GUEST,MMarioDate: 23 Feb 04 - 02:43 afternoon us won"t tell the the real reason is he has a dirty mind speak of tunes - anyone gained it? post - peak - house - press Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: LYR RE crabs walk sideways & lobsters walkstraightFrom: GUEST,EliDate: 02 Jul 06 - 02:24 PM that wrote this song? post - peak - residence - press Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: Lyr Req: Crabs Walk party (Smothers Brothers)From: The Fooles TroupeDate: 28 Jul 06 - 01:44 am refresh post - optimal - home - printer Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: Lyr Req: Crabs Walk party (Smothers Brothers)From: GUEST,PeteDate: 28 Jul 06 - 02:47 am Is it crabs or lobsters the walk sideways? Crabs. In that case I think I"ve gained lobsters. Post - height - home - press Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: Lyr Req: Crabs Walk party (Smothers Brothers)From: PeaceDate: 28 Jul 06 - 02:51 am You have actually my deepest sympathies. Post - peak - residence - printer Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: LYR RE crabs walk party & lobsters walkstraightFrom: GUEST,brownrecluse62Date: 09 jan 07 - 07:46 pm In the Smothers" recording, Tom speaks after the first repetition that the chorus: poor Herman and also poor Sally. Whence did their love whence wrong? oh the bittersweet pain of love"s nectar. Yes, Herman, though he love Sally, can not get married her, can not have actually her because that his own. Herman to be a lobster, Sally was a crab. Herman resided in a minimal neighborhood. So he had actually to make a decision. And also Herman made a decision which to be sad and very hard for him come do, however then, being a lobster, Herman had no backbone. Wow, this appears a couple of months late, however what the hell. Article - top - home - press Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: LYR RE crabs walk sideways & lobsters walkstraightFrom: jeffpDate: 09 january 07 - 08:40 pm It"s never too late to complete songs or add information around them. The will assist somebody sometime. Thanks for including that! post - top - house - printer Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: LYR RE crabs walk party & lobsters walkstraightFrom: MuttleyDate: 09 january 07 - 08:41 afternoon The lobster and the crab to be deeply in love until sooner or later she sobbingly confessed that she was a Princess and also that her father, the king the the western lobster nation had i ordered it her marital relationship to a Prince from the east reefs. "Daddy claims we must part and never see one an additional again. He claims you are too lowly because that us; you are yet a crab and you walk - - - - - - - - - - SIDEways!" Sobbing hysterically, the Princess swam away. The job of the wedding dawned and lobsters from almost everywhere arrived at the cathedral, which was packed. just as the Cardinal fish to be proposing the questio: walk anyone have an objection as to why this couple should no bejoined in divine Matrimony". The doors burst open up - - - - it was Crab! that stalked in and eyed the congregation menacingly, swaying ever so slightly. He climate marched slowly, but puposefully up the aisle towards the bridal couple. All of sudden everyone in the cathedral drew in their cumulative breath in an astonished gasp that shock - - - - the crab to be walking straight ahead - - FORWARDS. He reached the dais, feather up in ~ the love the his eyes. Glared in ~ the incipient groom and turned come glare balefully at the king himself. He take it a srep front and, spring the the king directly in the eye he said - - - - - - God, I"m pissed!!! Sorry. Ns signed off prior to sending this one however just had to come back with it. Muttley possibly this will redeem me i LOBSTER andNEVER FLOUNDER i was the cook. She to be the waitress. Down at Harpoon Harry"s Fish Cafe and somewhere in between the seashells juice; and also the Seaweed Salad, That little Shrimp simply - - lured she away. CHORUS: Oh i Lobster and also never Flounder that wrapped his line about her and they drove off in his Carp Oh i Lobster and never Flounder i Octopus his confront in; Eel just break she heart I claimed "Just squid an leave me for that piano Tuna If you wanna Trout someone brand-new She to be the bass I ever had, no mine life has actually no Porpoise five my Cod, ns love her, yes I do CHORUS ns Oyster love the girl: She to be pretty as Marlin Monroe but now I"m Whalin" out this Tailer roe That tiny Shrimp just Flathead her and also lured she away one I"m Whiting to view if covering return or no CHORUS The tears involved my eye: castle fillet come the Bream every time ns Mullet over in mine head I"m in a stse of Shark and feelin blue-bottle*in mine hand fine I"m for this reason fin it"s a Mackerel I"m not dead CHORUS *Bluebottle - venomous sea jelly well-known colloquially as a bluebottle in Australia: elsewhere known together the Portuguese male o" battle Mutt write-up - peak - residence - press Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: LYR RE crabs walk sideways & lobsters walkstraightFrom: Jim DixonDate: 11 january 07 - 12:09 to be The BMI collection says CRABS WALK sideways was created by Jeff Barry and Arthur Resnick. Short article - peak - house - printer Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: Lyr Req: Crabs Walk sideways (and Lobsters WalFrom: GUEST,ZardozDate: 01 Dec 07 - 12:09 to be Well about a year has passed top top this thread BUT.... I had actually to add this.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCZEB15K6gY hope someone watch it. P~ article - height - residence - printer Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: Lyr Req: Crabs Walk party (and Lobsters Walk...From: oldhippieDate: 01 Dec 07 - 09:26 pm Lobster and Never Flounder is on Jim Haynes CD indigenous of WIsdom. Short article - height - residence - press Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: Lyr Req: Crabs Walk party (and Lobsters Walk...From: SINSULLDate: 02 Dec 07 - 06:21 afternoon http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lCZEB15K6gY Youtube short article - top - house - printer Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: Lyr Req: Crabs Walk party (and Lobsters Walk...From: SINSULLDate: 02 Dec 07 - 08:41 PM how wonderful to see "Have A Cup that Tea with Rosie" ~ above a various clip. Remember her first appearance? lock pulled she from the audience and also she went on and on around how she loved to clock their present when the horizontal walk out and the pictured flipped up and also up and up.TVs did the in the 60s. "Knead girlfriend bread, ladies. Your bread requirements you." post - peak - home - press Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: Lyr Req: Crabs Walk sideways (Smothers Brothers)From: GUEST,TamewareDate: 28 may 09 - 11:44 pm The last heat is: > She said, "Herman, don"t girlfriend shweetheart me! Hic!" It always gets a big laugh. I haven"t fairly been maybe to number out why. Have the right to anyone aid me out? article - optimal - home - printer Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: Lyr Req: Crabs Walk party (Smothers Brothers)From: open mikeDate: 29 might 09 - 12:32 AM supposedly her walking has actually been affected by alcohol.. Instead of weaving when drunk, she went forward rather of sidewards. That"s how i translate it, anyway. Post - optimal - residence - printer Friendly - TranslateSubject: RE: Lyr Req: Crabs Walk party (Smothers Brothers)From: GUEST,TJ in san DiegoDate: 29 might 09 - 12:10 PM avoid in at Remick Ridge Vineyards winery in Kenwood, simply north of mountain Francisco in Sonoma County. It is owned by Tom. Both Tom and also Dick have been in the wine company for years, together was the late Pat Paulsen (for those who remember the old Smothers brother Comedy Hour). You can taste part really an excellent wine and, possibly, gain some more insight on these lyrics and others. I marketed wine because that both Dick and Pat in the past. They might be comedians, but they are very serious around their wine. My just other connection to castle is that all of us performed at the old violet Onion plenty of years back - lock fared lot better. Article - top - home - press Friendly - TranslateShare Thread: