This question entered my mental after gaining a lovely and charming spam e-mail the promised me that Slutty Young Japanese Shit Eaters want Your Cock!!! I would certainly think the they would desire something else from me, yet maybe ns wrong.

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Anyhoo, that gained me curious regarding what shit tastes like. I have no desire or intention of finding the end firsthand, and unfortunately divine passed away around 10 years ago, so i can’t asking him. (Divine ate dog shit in the climax of john Waters trash/cult classic film Pink Flamingos.)

When i’m talking about shit, ns mean human shit, not dog or cat. I’ve seen dogs eating poo, both your own and also other dogs, and none of castle threw up, however their sense of taste/smell is way different then ours.

Does it rely on what a human eats? Is the taste worse climate the smell, vice versa or the same?

Enlighten me, my fellow Dopers.


Philster July 21, 2003, 7:49pm #2

Mmmmmmmmm…shit.

Tastes prefer chicken!


Electronic_Chaos July 21, 2003, 7:54pm #3

Considering lock massive quantities of bacteria and such in human fecal matter, i’m pretty sure it is lethal…unless you cook it properly.


Cervaise July 21, 2003, 7:59pm #4

In a current thread, mangeorge fried up his spooje in a pan, in the attention of furthering our knowledge of the subject, however I bet also he will draw the line at this one.

Even so, i’m curious. I suspect our an unfavorable perception the the smell of shit is an evolutionary adaptation (those who avoid their garbage are more likely to make it through to breed 보다 those who reap it and wallow in it), and I’d imagine the taste variable is similar, yet that’s simply speculation.


Terminus_Est July 21, 2003, 8:12pm #5

The taste depends on what you ate the work before.


bordelond July 21, 2003, 8:16pm #6

*Originally post by xgxlx ***Considering they massive quantities of bacteria and also such in human being fecal matter, ns pretty sure it is lethal…unless you cook it properly. **

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Stringer July 21, 2003, 8:17pm #7

When i was a really tiny kid, i remember putting a piece of mine poop in mine mouth since I believed it was a chocolate chip. I spit it out appropriate away, but I did gain a taste that it. Surprisingly no that horrible. A tiny tangy?

I don’t remember why the poop was out to begin with though. Shit happens ns guess.

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Wonko_The_Sane July 21, 2003, 8:21pm #8

Corn.


Some_Guy July 21, 2003, 8:25pm #9

I’ve viewed the abovementioned dogs eat human being feces as well (don’t ask). It need to not be the much various from the canine variety.


jjimm July 21, 2003, 9:22pm #10

I review a really, yes, really disgusting coprophilia email of dubious provenance that was doing the rounds in 1996. It claimed poo tasted choose “a ripe blue cheese”. You puke the first couple of times (apparently) and then you begin to evaluate it.

Where’s the barf smiley?


handy July 21, 2003, 9:25pm #11

"I’m pretty certain it is lethal…unless you cook it properly. "

Oh, don’t organize back, just how do you chef it properly?

Probably tastes favor billirubin.


Bob_Scene July 21, 2003, 9:43pm #12

I remember reading somewhere the when people asked divine what the dogshit that ate tasted like, he replied, “What carry out you think it tasted like?”


samarm July 21, 2003, 9:49pm #13

*Originally posted by handy ***Oh, don’t organize back, how do you cook it properly?**

Well, in a huge bowl, gently yet thoroughly incorporate the shit v the chopped ribs, the Berbere sauce and also the grilled onion…


Rabid_Squirrel July 21, 2003, 9:56pm #14

Apparently sour, depending upon the fresh :dubious:Hey, it was part bizzare wildlife show on windy TV, ok?


x-ray_vision July 21, 2003, 9:59pm #15

I heard that tastes favor shit.


Ad_Noctum July 21, 2003, 10:00pm #16

here’s a great digression–

If roses smelled choose fecal matter, and fecal matter smelled favor roses, would certainly the roses tho smell great because they room beautiful, and the shit tho smell negative because we are kinda instinctively programmed that shit is bad thing? (poop is typically a non-talked about thing in western cultures, and plus, the a bodily excrement so really, ns mean, shit’s nasty)


PatriotX July 21, 2003, 10:06pm #17

*Originally post by xgxlx ***Considering lock massive amounts of bacteria and also such in person fecal matter, i’m pretty sure it is lethal…unless you chef it properly. **

Consider also that those bacterias already live in her digestive tract, (w/ your own shit anyway). Everything harm the bacteria have the right to do to your system, lock have already done.


Peter_Morris July 21, 2003, 10:56pm #18

I cant’t speak from personal experience, this is just a logical guess.

In the an initial place, all or most of the street would have been digested on the an initial pass, leaving the rest with a bitter taste.

In the second place dead blood cells space disposed of with fecal matter.

Thirdly, the remaining fecal matter consists largely of undigested roughage, which minister bacteria has acted upon

Fourthly, it would contain miscellaneous digestive juices, such together bile.

Therefore, I should imagine, shit would taste favor a mix of vinegar, blood, rotten vegetables and also vomit.

But that’s just speculation.


samarm July 21, 2003, 10:59pm #19

*Originally posted by advertisement Noctum ***here’s a great digression–

If roses smelled prefer fecal matter, and also fecal issue smelled choose roses, would the roses tho smell an excellent because they room beautiful, and the shit tho smell bad because we are kinda instinctively programmed the shit is negative thing?**

Trust me (don’t ask) I have smelled enough shit increase close and personal in mine time on this earth and also I have the right to tell friend one point with 100% certainty: shit smells really BAD. I typical disgusting. There is no question about this.

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FisherQueen July 21, 2003, 11:13pm #20

Most things taste much more or less like lock smell. Shit is fragrant enough that ns feel I have a reasonably clear idea of what it might taste like. Clear enough not to want to shot it.


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