You (yes, you!) might be able to earn a Guinness World Record! Here's a primer on achieving geeky greatness.

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You aren"t special. You should not expect to receive an award just for being you.

Chances are you don"t possess the natural ability to break the world record for the 100-meter dash. And you probably weren"t born on the extremes of the human bell curve that would allow you to claim the title of something like the "farthest eyeball pop." Also, it"s doubtful you possess enough eccentric dedication to hold the record for, say, the world"s largest collection of pizza-related items.

So, where does that leave you, the not-spectacularly gifted? The non-freakishly bizarre? What are youto do if youwant to become an official Guinness World Record holder?

Well, do you know how to play Angry Birds?

Guinness has made a reputation for itself by honoring alternatively commendable extremes—we"ve all seen the image of the world"s heaviest set of twins, no?

Thankfully (?), the organization has made the decision to democratize its awards even further in recent years by glorifyingfeats that involve passive activities with things all around us—things like consumer technology and video games! You can set the Guinness World record for texting really fast!

And here"s the best part: you can record your record-breaking attempts with your phone"s camera or webcam and upload them to Guinness"s website for quick adjudication. Right from your computer. For free.

Mom will finally be proud!

A Primer on Greatness

To begin your journey towards immortality, go to theGuinness Challengers websiteand click the "Pick Your Challenge" button. Once you find an achievable goal that captures your imagination, all you will have to do is documentyour record-breaking attempt on video. Your smartphone"s camera or computer webcam will suffice. (Note: for challenges that take place on the screen, such as video games, you cannot use an in-screen video capture, i.e. you must show yourself using the device in question.)

Before you make your attempt, be sure to read all the rules for your particular competition. Otherwise your attempt maybe disqualified. You will be able to find the rules in the "Challenge Rules" underneath the video box of your particular challenge. For example, in the "Highest Score on Pac-Man Championship Edition DX" challenge (current high score: 530,920 points), the rules are as follows:

You must make your attempt on an unmodified console using unmodified controllers.Settings to be used are: difficulty - expert, map - championship I, time limit - 5 minutes.Your video must show the following: 1)The attempt in its entirety and 2) the display, console and controller used.

Feel free to mess up and begin again in your video—as long as the record is captured in full. There"s no need to offer up a polished video. Here is a fairly standard competition entry:


When your attempt is complete, you will need to register with the site—either by creating a new account or logging in via Facebook. Then, to upload the video of your attempt for adjudication, just click on the "Attempt this record" button above each competition.

Once you have uploaded your entry, it will have to be made official. Once a week, Guinness" "special adjudicators" will review all videos that claim to have broken the record in question and decree if a new record has indeed been made.

If your feat has been verified, congratulations! You are one of life"s winners! (Unfortunately, there is no monetary compensation—this is all for the Internet glory.) If you are unsuccessfull, Guinness allows you to suggest a challenge that might be more in your wheelhouse. Surely there is something you do better than others.

Challenges to Beat

1.Fastest Time to Type the Alphabet Backwards on an iPad

Current record: 2.08 seconds (needs more competitors to become official)

Rules

The alphabet must be typed in either lower or upper case letters, with no errors, or spaces between the letters.Errors include typing the same letter twice, including a space or unrelated letter, omitting a letter, or typing letters out of sequence.The device must be connected to the internet throughout the attempt.The time displayed on the screen at the end of the attempt is the number to be considered for the purposes of this record.

2.Fastest Time to Type a Text Message on a Touch Screen While Blindfolded

Current Record: 25.9 seconds

Rules

For this attempt all text writing and spelling aids (such as predictive text and any kind of autocorrect function) are to be deactivated on the device that is to be used.The mobile phone to be used must support touch-screen input, and only this input may be used for the duration of the attempt.All typing must be done while holding the device in the attempter"s hands. For the avoidance of doubt, the attempter may use any fingers to type. For clarity, the device may not be placed on any supporting table.The text to be used every time is as follows: The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human.During the attempt the text can be corrected and re-typed.Time stops when the challenger (believing the text is completed) holds up the phone at full arm"s length.At this point it should be shown to the camera that the text has been written correctly.The text typed on the phone must match exactly the text given above. This includes spaces, capital letters and punctuation. Any deviation of any kind will be regarded as an error and will invalidate the attempt.

3.Fastest Completion of "10 Man Smash" on Super Smash Brothers (Nintendo 3DS)

Current record: 10.63 seconds (official); 7.71 seconds (awaiting adjudication as of writing)

Rules

You must make your attempt on an unmodified Nintendo 64 console using unmodified controllers.You must use all the default in-game settings.Your video must show the following: 1) the attempt in its entirety; 2) the game cartridge and box, and 3) the display, console and controller used.

4.Highest Score on Level 1-1 of "Poached Eggs" on Angry Birds (Chrome)

Current record: 37,510 points

Rules

You must play the game at the official site: chrome.angrybirds.comFor all videogame records on challengers, Guinness does not accept in-game recordings anymore. Please film yourselves playing the game. It must be one continuous shot.

5.Highest Score on Fruit Ninja

Current record: 2,381 points (official); 2,544 points (awaiting adjudication as of writing)

Rules

You must play the game on the CLASSIC MODEYour score is number of points accumulated when the game ends.You must show the game"s main menu screen at the start of your video.In-game purchased items (e.g. bomb deflect, berry blast) may NOT be used for your attempt.Jailbroken and hacked phones may not be used for the purposes of this attempt.The video must show the version of the operating system running on the device. This can be found (iOS)in the Settings menu under General / About.

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Guinness do not allow ingame recordings. Please make sure you film yourself playing the game.